I NEED ONE OF THOSE CLEANER FISH

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My tank is finally dirty enough to keep my fish happy..

I don't want to clean it and harm it's sensitive balance..

Everytime I clean it, all my fish start to die..

My fish like a dirty tank, it takes care of itself..
 
LOL, "i changed 50% of the water like you said and all my fish died." Thats def a personal favorite.
 
I have no idea what ou guys are talking about. I personally have several of those cleaner fish. Everytime I throw food into the tank they clean it right up.

Unfortunately they replace it with fish crap.
 
This thread is the nightmare of everyone who works for a fish store and I am in.

"It's not my water, it's your water. My water is crystal clear. I don't care what your tests say."
 
Sir.. I have a question..

(kids screaming in background, pounding on tanks)

My kid won some goldfish at the fair, what size bowl will be good for 3 of them?

(Get R' Dun T-Shirt, lack of shoes and hygiene)

$12?! My kid ain't deserve no tank for them stupid gold fish.

I will put them in my kitchen sink until they die next week.. Fish always die, that is what they do..
 
This was last weeks favorite..


"Will you test all my water, all my fish keep dying.."

(hands me a Petco bag)

pH-4, gH-0, kH-0, Ammonia .5ppm, Nitrite .5ppm, Nitrate 300ppm..

"Petco told me to add chlorine to the water.."



I pondered for a second, and then realize this lady was a complete dolt. I sent her back to the competitors. The loss of business was horrible. :(
 
As funny as all of this is...not to mention saddly true...I'm afraid that I have to point out that all of these people LEARNED this crap from someplace...I'm sure that 85% of where they learned it rhyms with 'dart'
 
I find it amazing that everything Miles posts is verbatim of what i experience while at work.
 
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