I swear in my sleep!!!

[MrRngr94]

One night my wife was dreaming she was pissing. Let's just say I woke up wet.

 

[CHOMPERS]

I had a pissing dream when I was a kid...I was pissing in a urinal. When I woke up, there was newspaper all over the floor in the hall. I blamed the dog.

 

[CHOMPERS]

My sister also woke up one night with her husband standing in the corner mumbling something. She hit him to wake him up and then told him to clean it up.

 

[neoprodigy]

I once told an ex girlfriend that "I ****ing hate you. Please leave and never call me again. Thank you" in my sleep. Needless to say, she got out of my bed and drove home. Things never worked out after that.

the blow up doll you mean......

 

[neoprodigy]

One night my wife was dreaming she was pissing. Let's just say I woke up wet.

that is one of those "rare" wet dreams...

 

[MrRngr94]

The gross part was I was too tired to give a damn. At least I was warm. lol

 

[cichlaguapote]

The gross part was I was too tired to give a damn. At least I was warm. lol

lmao..

 

[DeLgAdO]

the blow up doll you mean......

LOL