If Darth Vader liked to dig, he'd be called Exca-Vader

[SumoNinja]

if he were to swing the other way he would be Darth Sailor haha

haha, good one too

is your pants too long? take it to the Darth Tailor

 

[College fishman]

if darth vader went to college he would be a darth major

 

[TheRealAndyCook]

If the death star had a dating site, his user name might be
Darth Dater

 

[kevinfleming21]

if he worked in a school supply store he would be Darth Laminator

 

[TheRealAndyCook]

if he worked at a marketting firm he could be

Darth Abbreviator

If he was in a mexican fighting ring his stage name could be

Darth Abominator

 

[TheRealAndyCook]

If he was a judge,

darth adjudicator


IF he had his own reno show? Darth renovator

 

[SumoNinja]

five oclock shadow?

bust out the Darth Razor

 

[SumoNinja]

having a party at your house? need food?

call the Darth Cater

 

[SumoNinja]

got a dragon problem?
call Darth Slayer

got a headache?
get some asprin from Darth Bayer

who's gonna take the championships again?
Darth Lakers

need divine help?
say a Darth Prayer

need the force to paint the house?
use a Darth Sprayer

what to wear with the slacks?
Darth Blazer

 

[kevinfleming21]

I like Darth Bayer haha