If fish could talk, what would yours say?

[Death Pony]

Betta: "Hey, it's you again! Food? Got anything else I can try to squeeze myself into? These otos are annoying."

Otos: "Let's piss off the betta! Must clean any traces of algae off tank and plants, but I'm not gonna touch the algae wafers and sinkers until the lights are off."

 

[fatcat]

fish in my 58 would say "bastard turn the damn lights of at night!"

As soon as I sit in front of my tank, they say, " the tide is comin in!!

 

[Satan's Goldfish]

Jag: "What the hell have you put in here with me now?! I can try and stare you down long than you can stare at me!"

RD: "Must. Follow. The. Jag. Must. Follow. The. Jag. Must. Follo... CHASE THE SD'S! CHASE THE SD'S! Bored.............Must. Follow. The. Jag."

GT: "I'm hard me! yeah come on then! Oh cr*p your bigger than me! Swim away, swim away!"

SD's: -------Vacant Stare-------

L001 Pleco: "The light! it burns it burns! quick, must hide must hide!"

TSN: "one day, i will eat you all. Muwhahaha!"

God knows what goes through the rest of the fishes heads! Most of them seem homocidal towards the SD's!