If you could be a fish what would you be and why?

[chefjamesscott]

if I could be any fish it would be this

because I am pretty sure the tank I ended up in would have me well cared for, and, I am totally sure that I would rule the tank and it most probably would not be a undersized tank. Unless some rich noob fish keeper bought me on a whim and killed me since he did not care for money.

 

[Retuks]

Why would a mermaid have to be depressed?? Dude, I would be in seventh heaven if I could do that!!! hence the name - I am always in the water, so if I could live, and breath in the water, I'd be livin it up! Plus I could hitch a ride on Dolphins and Sharks, and all that!!

I'd be a Siren and seduce sailors to tell me what kinda fish they keep. if i don't like their setup or if they keep african cichlids i'll drown them.

or id be an alpha male convict. if you thought ANY male convict got some action...

 

[EVAN YUNCK]

I dont think i would like to be any Fish in an Aquarium, what a borrrrrrrrrrring life.

A PEARL GOURAMI IN A 1000+GAL. PLANTED TANK WOULDNT B TO BORING

 

[chefjamesscott]

I'd be a Siren and seduce sailors to tell me what kinda fish they keep. if i don't like their setup or if they keep african cichlids i'll drown them.

or id be an alpha male convict. if you thought ANY male convict got some action...

heck if they get to be aquatic residents such as that I would choose to be a kraken or a megalodon