HAHAHypothetically, I'd kill myself.
Then when I reached the pearly gates I'd ask God for a monster tank.
I'd either keep a pair of super red bn's and a group of wild sword tails or a small group of apistos or nanulotus. If for some reason I cant do either, shellies all the way!
Both would have tons of plants.
I actually have 2 20 longs free, so this really helped.