If you were a FISH......

[Absolute Aquariums]

So, you want to go up someones urethra?

sounds like fun. Besides you already picked GWS.

 

[Robben]

Loch Ness?

 

[Liam]

A oscar.

 

[FarT_Rhin0]

BUMP! anyone else?

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Red Aro....

Expensive enough to be treated like a King.

 

[Merbeast]

Well, my first thought would be to be something big and mean, but then the dumbasses at the lfs would want to buy me, feed me too much high protein food and then wonder why I died in a high nitrate aquarium. Boo to that! So...

I would like to be a show-grade discus. I would be kept pampered in a perfectly maintained aquarium and would have SEXY ladies offered to me to breed with. Can you think of a better existance?

 

[Freeze_Dried_Bloodworm]

angler fish

 

[Mystix212]

haha same here

You only get laid every 2-3 weeks. I'd MUCH rather be a human animal.

 

[Tsunamiboy77]

arowana cus id probably live to adulthoodand not get eaten or anything. asian arowana cus theyre protected

 

[channarox]

barramundi.
so i get the joy of slapping someone in the face just before they slaughter me.