I would......but for the fried chicken, not the moneyWho robs a kfc?

I would......but for the fried chicken, not the moneyWho robs a kfc?
A high drunk man who has no idea what he's doing.Who robs a kfc?
Who robs a kfc?
Perhaps Colonel Sanders!Who robs a kfc?
Who robs a kfc?
Were probably on their way to the strip club and realized they didn't have any singlesI got robbed while working at the dollar store