Miss Piggy please. And I would prefer if you could make her look 500lbs heavier. But *important* plz make a small roll of fat going down her head. Drooping down the side, just hanging their.
Oh hush you she was starved for 2 months then fed a massive portion of massivores. She is never actually that fat... and btw their is a pinch of photoshop in that picture if it makes you feel any better.