Seriously dude - shaking bottles, calls with Seachem, testing, more testing, more chemicals, waiting for weeks - Wow!
I maintain a fishroom of around 50 tanks. Haven't tested water in years. Haven't bought anything from Seachem (other than Prime) ever (and switched to much cheaper / less stinky Chloram-X).
Establishing beneficial bacteria such that a tank is ready for fish isn't this hard.
If you've added media from another tank or filter, then add some fish.
Matt
I maintain a fishroom of around 50 tanks. Haven't tested water in years. Haven't bought anything from Seachem (other than Prime) ever (and switched to much cheaper / less stinky Chloram-X).
Establishing beneficial bacteria such that a tank is ready for fish isn't this hard.
If you've added media from another tank or filter, then add some fish.
Matt