I'm really scared I'm going to explode, what do I do?

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Stone Like Fish

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"Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) is the alleged burning of a person's body without a readily apparent, identifiable external source of ignition."

I didn't know this could happen to people, and now I'm scared I'm going to burn to death.

http://www.crystalinks.com/shc.html

Actually I'm also scared about going invisible and that I wouldn't be able to live in this dimension anymore. I'm not sure which would be worse.

http://www.crystalinks.com/hsii.html

What do I do?
 
drink a cup of coffee, take a cold shower, sit back and let your liver filter out that alcohol...
 
If you send me 300 dolars and write "good karma" on each of the bills, that should help protect you against spontaneous combustion and going invisible. In fact, if either thing happens, I will return the money. Sounds like a no-lose proposition for you. :lol2:
 
SLF, this is what you do. Take all the time, brain power and effort you've spent thinking about.. things like these and use it towards something more productive, like physics. You seem smart and by looking at your post you seem to be very intuitive and have a thirst for knowledge. Apply it elsewhere like studying Psychology or super conductors, i have a feeling you would be very sucessful in your intellectual studies. Just my opinion ;)

Enjoy life. Make it interesting. Read, study, be a pleathora of useful knowledge. Or you can take the route i took and become a misanthrope, and a raging hippie pothead. (jk) Its whatever..

 
stop watching the sci fi channel. most ppl who "spontaneously combust" were also smokers and fell asleep smoking.

you have better chance of getting struck by lightening, hit by a train, robbed by a tranny, or get hit in the head by a falling brick off of a building.

not to feed into the paranoia lol...
 
make sure you get a video!
 
navygirl76;2086133; said:
you have better chance of getting struck by lightening, hit by a train, robbed by a tranny, or get hit in the head by a falling brick off of a building
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O..M..G!!!!!
 
I just checked my crystal ball and it said you were going to die a thousand deaths, each as predicted by navy girl. And it mentioned something about turning invisible and burning to death for no apparent reason.
 
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