I'm really scared I'm going to explode, what do I do?

[Andrewtfw]

If I were you, I would start preparing for the worst. Begin by giving all of your fish and tanks away!

 

[Stone Like Fish]

I just checked my crystal ball and it said you were going to die a thousand deaths, each as predicted by navy girl. And it mentioned something about turning invisible and burning to death for no apparent reason.

Hmm, so should I pack an umbrella today?

 

[navygirl76]

no, just give us your tanks and fish.. thats a good start. lol

 

[woodyoz]

send me some 5000 bucks....then u will have somethin to worry about besides ur initial fears

 

[ewurm]

You should spray yourself in the face with a fire extinguisher. Try to get as much in your eye as possible. Your eyes are like fuses for spontaneous combustion.

 

[CHOMPERS]

^^^ and make sure it is a dry chemical extinguisher, and not one of those wussy CO2 ones

 

[oscarluvr]

sounds like you got hold of some really bad stuff, like an lsd trip....

 

[CHOMPERS]

Nawww...it's just a simple case of a family history of schizophrenia

 

[Hdeuce]

Hmm i like the misanthropic hippy's idea study lots, or do lots of drugs, either way you will be waaaaaaaaaaay better off than you are now. Especially if you pick the drugs, they are mostly great for keeping you alive and miserable.