Irish logic

[dawn]

Oh my, now you are being naughty! But only, maybe twice? The Lep needs to give him more wishes!

 

[Bottomfeeder]

haha lol
im irish and i hear alot of these jokes in my family
we irish can laugh at ourselfs
heres one from my cousin jimmy:
2 men in a bar
1st guy: so where did you go to school?
2: dublin u (random name lol)
1: me too! wow coincedence
2: what year were you born?
1: 1960
2: me too! wow weird huh
1: who was your homeroom teacher?
2: mrs smith (work with me here...cant remember details )
1: ME TOO! oh my gosh! this is so weird huh
2: when did you graduate?
1: 1978
2: MEE TOOO!!
Bystander to bartender: whats going on??
bartender: oh nothing. the murphy twins got drunk again.

 

[dragonfish]

Obviously Irish, he amused himself.

 

[dawn]

In more ways than one, I fear!

 

[Peter O'B]

Good stuff, I go onto an American site only to find Irishman jokes!!!

 

[dawn]

So, have you any?

 

[Peter O'B]

Can't believe i'm getting drawn into this........

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
21. One to hold the lightbulb, and 20 to drink until the room spins!

 

[Bottomfeeder]

Can't believe i'm getting drawn into this........

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
21. One to hold the lightbulb, and 20 to drink until the room spins!

 

[Eoibio]

LOL i'm from the north of ireland and I found that hysterical =D

 

[Bottomfeeder]

my mons side of the family is very irish so i know it aint to far from the truth