Is this plant a good plant?

[Cal Amari]

I prefer to think of these plants as easy to grow with my limited abilities

unless they start screaming at an audible level, that would be a nuisance for sure

 

[TwoHedWlf]

unless they start screaming at an audible level, that would be a nuisance for sure

Feed me Cal Amari!

 

[jjohnwm]

John i feel like a traitor but this article coincidentally came up in a podcast i was listening to today...

Plants May "Scream" Out Loud When Stressed: Study

The research published in the journal Cell suggests that plants can also generate airborne sounds in response to stress.

www.ndtv.com

Nonsense reporting at its finest...

I literally just finished mowing a couple acres of lawn; can't imagine how many hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of individual grass plants had their heads lopped off by the whirring blades. Not merely cut off, but then re-cut and re-re-cut and mulched into oblivion. The inaudible wailing must have been ultrasonically deafening...but, heartless fiend that I am, I didn't bat an eye.

Perhaps I should look into methods of sedating or anaesthetizing my lawn before I butcher it like that? Where's that poster who wanted to tranquilize feeders before using them? I need some pointers on how to proceed...

Bah! The hell with it! Lawns are a nuisance anyways.

 

[Something Fishy Here]

I knew you would like that, i just have 1 quotation, you mowed a couple acres and didn't hear a single scream? How much clove oil per acre are you using, it must be working!

 

[professorjimjam]

Thank you guys!
I put the roots under the gravel and the tank looks nice and green.

 

[professorjimjam]

Also that Freshwater clam I bought the other day became dinner to my puffer fishes.