Is trading an itouch for a beerded dragon SETUP a good idea?

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo

Itouch for Beerded dragon setup???

  • YES DO IT!!

    Votes: 20 30.3%
  • NO YOU ARE CRAZY!!!

    Votes: 30 45.5%
  • MABYE

    Votes: 16 24.2%

  • Total voters
    66
Vicious_Fish;3016770; said:
And once you've done that for a month the smell will make you never want to do it again. Roaches FTW!

Breed them outside I guess. Then its not a problem? But yes roaches would be a better option.
 
jdiidy271;3022842; said:
haha how do you breed them?

Well, first you have to assure them that you are a suitable mate. Do this by showing him/her that you have money, class, and taste. Take them out to dinner at a nice restaurant. You want to do something fun, but still somewhat grown up, but without going overboard (don't want to seem like you are desperate). I.e., don't do Chuck e Cheese's, but likewise, don't do the Prime Rib for the first date. I would suggest something like Greene Turtle, ESPN Zone, or McCormick & Schmick's. *IMPORTANT* Wherever you decide to go, make sure YOU DRIVE! Also, ensure that his/her car IS LEFT AT YOUR HOUSE. This is key, more will be explained later.

After you have had dinner, take him/her somewhere casual, fun, and mutually interesting. Go to the aquarium, if you both like fish. Go see a play, go to the movies, go to a club. This will be the main event, so plan accordingly.

Now, remember how you drove? Ok, so, after the main event, drive him/her back to your house. Along the way, be sure to be discussing how wonderful the evening was, and how much you enjoyed their company. Also, make sure he/she does the majority of the talking. When you arrive at the house, invite him/her in for a drink. Make sure to express that all you want is a drink, nothing more. Be persistent, if you set up a nice evening, they will want a dessert drink. Once inside, you may approach for an attempted breeding. *Note* If breeding has not begun within a half hour, you may have to use duct tape. Contact Jason, Ryan, Cory, or Seth for more info in this area.



Let me know if you have any other questions.
 
jdiidy271;3037579; said:
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:wow your obviously a pro:D


Thanks....been following that method (with success!) for about 7 years now...
 
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