IT'S A TRAP!!! Girls Shouldn't Ask, Guys Shouldn't Answer!

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jcardona1 said:
Dude can you imagine if you ever DID meet Selma and by some stroke of luck got the chance to sleep with her? I doubt your wife would keep her end of the bargain :)
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i even got it in writing, it's framed and everything and a lawyer is involved. we both signed it in blood

i built a shrine for it and worship it every morning


edit: nah, i'm just kidding,............................. about the lawyer

but seriously, i'd probably wuss out if it did happen. i couldn't look my wife and kids in the eyes after that. wonder if i can go on the rest of my life with no eye contact? lol
 
why would you not be able to make eye contact? cheating is pyschilogical, is it really cheating in your mind if said person gives you permission? Are actors all cheaters when they do love scenes? what's the difference?
 
i think past relationships should NEVER be brought up. that will put some stress on a relationship real fast
 
to eddie, guilt i guess

my wife did say one time that she wouldn't let me be an actor for that reason. unless of course selma played my love interest
 
Pandamania said:
Hey SumoNinja, Is your wife maybe trying to tell you something? Maybe 'needs some 3-some', or just wants you to pay for a boob job for her? I know I'd love it if my husband gave me the money to do that for a birthday present! Does she comment on other parts of their body too?, or just tops?.....
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btw, i'd entertain an offer of a 3 some, male female female of course, no other scenario
 
lol a three some is a touchy thing too. bc you have to find someone you dont see much bc then it could get wierd.
my fiance wants to do ity but she is worried i will like the other girl better lol. she is wierd.
 
ok i just remembered a huge fight with an ex one time

i was gonna go outta town with my cousins. road trip to sacramento, and we were gonna stay with relatives while up there. of course i couldn't take her because my relatives weren't cool like that. not only that, her parents would've never allowed it. well, my gf at the time knew this, but she asked me, "can i come?"

I told her no, man,............ it got ugly. she knew she couldnt' go, but she said she just wanted to ask and see if i'd say yes. but i'm thinking either answer would've been wrong. she stormed out of my car at like 11pm and starts walking home which was like 2 miles away. i get out, go after her, grab her arm and she's yelling and screaming, "let me go, you're hurting me!" well, a cop drives by and stops us, seperate us and starts threatening me if i don't shut the ef up when i tried to explain. they seperate us and question her for like 20 min then come over and question me for like 10 min. the ordeal lasted about hour and a half before they let us go. all over that stupid question
 
I don’t ask my husband “Do I look fat in this”. He doesn’t even know my size
I told him he must think I’m very fat because when he came back from his overseas post, he bought me a whole bunch of clothes which were 4 sizes too big -_-“. He said “Well, you can grow into them” (WTH -_-“) The best part was that I gave him my size over the phone but he thought they looked too small for me -_-“

Oh not to mention the clothes he bought were in designs I wouldn’t even bother taking a 2nd look. I told him my mum wouldn’t even wear those.

As for which of my friends he will date, I can confidently say that he will not date anyone of them. I don’t need to ask to know
 
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