It's okay to sneeze while you pee.

[bigcatfan]

One time I was sitting on the bowl, simultaneously going #1 and #2, and had to throw up. So much was racing through my head as it was coming up my throat. I thought, "I cant get off the pot and get on my knees to throw up, I'll spray the walls with my runs, and I'll pee in my shorts. Not to mention I'll be putting my face into a dirty toilet bowl. THINK CAMERON! THINK!" I'm proud to say that all three made it in the bowl at the same time. I'm that good.

I about pee'd myself laughing!

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

if anyone's in need of a laugh, here's a funny blast from the past

 

[Redbellypiranha]

You would spray everywhere


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[Oddball]

*groan*

 

[MaddMaxx]

LOL..........You ain't mild,...you wild!

dude, thats so weird, your post was so similar to my "mild one word from wild" post... karazy!

 

[F1 VET]

One time my drunk friend threw up, peed and crapped himself all infront of my eyes, and not in a bathroom......then later that night while blacking out he thought the kitchen trash can was a toilet. Lol

Glad it wasn't my house

Go S. Vettel #1 rb8

 

[MaddMaxx]

Glad it wasn't my house

Go S. Vettel #1 rb8

LOOOL, one of my buddies actually started flinging his poo like a chimp... Glad it wasn't my house.

 

[Oddball]

Thought it might last longer. I was wrong.