Join me in boycotting Serta: They think you are dumb.

[ewurm]

I was so pissed, I sent them this email:

"I just witnessed your most recent commercial. I have sold your product in the past, and have been a fan. Serta makes a quality product. The Vera Wang ads are an insult to intelligent people. How can a mattress possibly be "stylish"? You can put the image of Satan himself on it, and it would not matter. A mattress is never stylish, as it is always covered by sheets at the bare minimum! This is an insult to anyone that is smart enough to look through the shallow ads your company is dumping on my TV. If you are going to pander to shallow women that would buy a mattress on the basis that it was "designed" by the same person who designs wedding dresses for celebrities, why not pander to us shallow men that watch football and say the mattress was "designed" by NFL great Joe Montana?
I am boycotting your company and sleep in general until this crap is removed from my airwaves. Does this person have any knowledge of the inner workings of a mattress? I highly doubt it. Stop insulting the intelligence of your customers."

 

[toehead11183]

hahaha, bruital but you got your point across. id have to see any pictures if you ever boycoted a petshop!

 

[ewurm]

Ha, I didn't send them the pics.

 

[mgamer20o0]

maybe you should...... should i burn my serta pillows?

 

[rallysman]

send the pix!! That is classic!!1

 

[Bderick67]

 

[ewurm]

I have been taking a College Algebra course over the last three weeks, and have put in 45 hours of homework. After all that, I disproved the whole thing:


44/2 = 22? NO!



44/2 = 4

 

[rallysman]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ewurm]

This is the genius designer that not only represents the pinnacle of fashion, but also knows how to design a mattress. She should redesign her face.

"Hi my name is Vera and I sold my soul in exchange for selling mattresses! Your mattress will be more "stylish" if you buy a Serta mattress. I know this because Serta paid me to say it. I am also supposed to say I DESIGNED it, because I am a DESIGNER. Whenever you change your stinky sheets, you will see how "stylish" your mattress is!

 

[Death Pony]

OMG!!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!! Wurm on the rampage!