A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter,
> > purchased several acres of Hill Country land near Lake Travis ,
> > Texas. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the
> > tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she
> > climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted
> > owl. It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
> > the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall incurred several splinters
> > of wood in her crotch.
> >
> > In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest doctor 35 minutes
> > away. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter, and
> > how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened
> > to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the
> > examining room, and he would see if he could help.! The impatient
> > patient sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
reappeared.
> > The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long'
> >
> > He smiled and said, 'Well, I had to get permits from US
> > Environmental Service, the Texas Parks and Wildlife and Keep Texas
> > Beautiful Commission before I could remove old-growth timber from a
> > recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
> >
> > !! GOD BLESS TEXAS !!
> > purchased several acres of Hill Country land near Lake Travis ,
> > Texas. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the
> > tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she
> > climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted
> > owl. It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
> > the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall incurred several splinters
> > of wood in her crotch.
> >
> > In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest doctor 35 minutes
> > away. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter, and
> > how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened
> > to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the
> > examining room, and he would see if he could help.! The impatient
> > patient sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
reappeared.
> > The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long'
> >
> > He smiled and said, 'Well, I had to get permits from US
> > Environmental Service, the Texas Parks and Wildlife and Keep Texas
> > Beautiful Commission before I could remove old-growth timber from a
> > recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
> >
> > !! GOD BLESS TEXAS !!
