Joke of the day

[rmorse]

Why did the Pope cross the road?


Because he crosses everything....



(Now, if you are telling that joke to someone, move your finger in the form of a cross, and say "Bless you my son/daughter)

 

[south coast nelly]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie'

with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him

out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the

neighbourhood activities.



He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:



- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.



- 'An ambulance just drove by!'



- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.



- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'



- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'



- 'Jason is on his skate board!'



- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'



Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,

'How do you know they are having sex?'



'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'

very good

 

[oscarluvr]

nice way to go thru the day

 

[HPIZZLE]

i got one.

so a guy thinks his wife is cheating on him so he decides to call his house in the middle of the day. his daughter answers the phone and he thought she was sick from the way of her voice. any way he says "wheres mommy at?" the little girl says "upstairs with her friend bill."

so he says "go tell mommy that daddy just pulled in the drive way."
then, silence.

2 minutes later
"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what is it sweety?"
"i told mommy you just pulled in the drive way and she jumped out of bed naked and slipped and hit her head on the dresser and now shes not moving. Then bill jumped out of bed naked and jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot that you emptied it to clean it and landed on his head and now hes not moving either"

the dad goes................................................

"swimming pool?!?!?! is this 224-3948?"
the little girl goes "no im sorry, you have the wrong number."

 

[Nic]

i got one.

so a guy thinks his wife is cheating on him so he decides to call his house in the middle of the day. his daughter answers the phone and he thought she was sick from the way of her voice. any way he says "wheres mommy at?" the little girl says "upstairs with her friend bill."

so he says "go tell mommy that daddy just pulled in the drive way."
then, silence.

2 minutes later
"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what is it sweety?"
"i told mommy you just pulled in the drive way and she jumped out of bed naked and slipped and hit her head on the dresser and now shes not moving. Then bill jumped out of bed naked and jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot that you emptied it to clean it and landed on his head and now hes not moving either"

the dad goes................................................

"swimming pool?!?!?! is this 224-3948?"
the little girl goes "no im sorry, you have the wrong number."

 

[Death Pony]

i got one.

so a guy thinks his wife is cheating on him so he decides to call his house in the middle of the day. his daughter answers the phone and he thought she was sick from the way of her voice. any way he says "wheres mommy at?" the little girl says "upstairs with her friend bill."

so he says "go tell mommy that daddy just pulled in the drive way."
then, silence.

2 minutes later
"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what is it sweety?"
"i told mommy you just pulled in the drive way and she jumped out of bed naked and slipped and hit her head on the dresser and now shes not moving. Then bill jumped out of bed naked and jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot that you emptied it to clean it and landed on his head and now hes not moving either"

the dad goes................................................

"swimming pool?!?!?! is this 224-3948?"
the little girl goes "no im sorry, you have the wrong number."

I love that one!!!

 

[PATSFAN69]

ha,ha,ha,i'll have to try that............jk

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