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PATSFAN69

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After living in the remote wilderness all his life, an old hillbilly decided it’s time to pay a visit to the big city.

He goes to a store and finds a mirror. Never having seen one before, he remarks at the image staring back at him, “How about that!
Here’s a picture a picture of my daddy.” He buys the mirror , but on the way home he remembers his wife didn’t like his father, so he hangs it up
In the barn. Every morning before leaving for the fields, he stops by the barn to look at it.

Eventually, growing suspicion of his trips to the barn, his wife decides to search it, whereupon she finds the mirror.

She takes a look into the glass and fumes, “So this is the ugly bit@h he’s been running around with!”
 
Hahahaha... thats a pretty good joke...
 
another one: old one but a good one:grinno:

One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.

Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.

The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.

She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

"Why is that?" he asked.

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
 
very funny, thnks :)
 
What kind of vacation do poor people go on?
a ghetto-way
lol
 
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