Judge Judy

[skjl47]

If it's slow I reload before reattempting posting

Hello; You have inspired me with my first suggestion for an alternative nickname for you. I submit reload.

My only other idea so far was going to be from the old Johnny Cash song; A Boy Named Sue.

 

[predatorkeeper87]

The losers are mad they weren't born men

There's the response I was hoping for lol.

I'm not on trial, J jaws7777 is.

LET THE RECORD SHOW...that that's what a Grinch would want you to think....

Hello; The way this court works allows a side slip maneuver so that you are the more currently accused. You must be guilty of something so you may as well be found guilty of whatever the charge is. What is the charge?

At this point I think we've moved onto selling ice cream to fund mob-related activities, which grinches are clearly known for.

I charge you with double posting.

You've painted this hellscape of a thread, you are guilty of posting less than 15 times/day.

 

[MaddMaxx]

The losers are mad they weren't born men

Well that could describe 50% of the population...

 

[Grinch]

 

[predatorkeeper87]

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you stole their bigger boat too didn't you? They were going to need a bigger boat....

 

[jaws7777]

you stole their bigger boat too didn't you? They were going to need a bigger boat....

Man hit him with grand larceny too !!!

 

[Hendre]

Hey Jaws was the biggest shark i knew. Gonna miss him

 

[Chub_by]

Let's change Hendres name to "Leek" (In German this is genuinely used to describe tall thin guys)

 

[Grinch]

me thinks you guys should expand that picture.... it is evidence of my innocence!

 

[predatorkeeper87]

me thinks you guys should expand that picture.... it is evidence of my innocence!

HA innocence...allow me to paint you the real picture...


Clearly my client is seen in this photo...no doubt there....but what you DON'T see is the charitable donation of "Slow, Ice Cream" buoys my client has generously purchased and placed allowing passing boaters...in the middle of nowhere... to be warned of those delicious treats ahead! We all love ice cream, including my client.

This is clearly a doctored photo your honor...my client was simply warning them they needed a larger vessel for open ocean travel! He attempted to show them via a series of stress tests but the damage had already been done....

The only thing my client is guilty of...is caring too damn much!