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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally
naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume was quite
evident.

What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no
end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for
her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there s o
provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
 
the love dress makes sence at the end hahaha very funny butttttt i dont get the love dress in the first place .....i don't get it. if i was naked i wouldnt go woo look at my love dress or let my mother in law see lol hmmmmm ......actually i don't even have a mother in law haha ok so now i've runied the joke xxxxxx
 
haha yes you did there is nothing to get its a metaphor. and I liked the joke.
 
That husband probably rocks up to the house after a long day at the firm, takes off his shoes and wonders "WTF, does she expect me to mingle with that?"
Gr8 joke Gr8.
 
LMFAO!!!! Oh that was funny!!!!!!!!!
 
Mystix212;1402225; said:
That husband probably rocks up to the house after a long day at the firm, takes off his shoes and wonders "WTF, does she expect me to mingle with that?"
Gr8 joke Gr8.

you wouldn't say no ;)
 
Mystix212;1403218; said:
I'd prefer to shag a lamp post rather then a leathery-skinned old fart.

you would!?!?!?! you're in for some fun then.... :screwy:
 
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