Just a joke if you need a laugh....

[Onion01]

you would!?!?!?! you're in for some fun then....

i imagine it wouldn't be very comfortable

 

[princess]

a lamp post? lol theres one outside my house the dog peed up that you might like ....theres also a wanted picture for a lamp post pervert so maybe you should use a differnt one.

 

[Dr_Shakalu]

A guy walks by an elementary school that has a high wooden fence around it. He hears a bunch of kids yelling, "13, 13, 13, 13." He sees a hole in the fence about 20 feet away and he decides to see what's going on. As he nears the hole, the shouts of "13, 13, 13, 13," get louder. When he looks thru the hole someone pokes him in the eye. Then he hears the kids yell, 14, 14, 14, 14"

 

[Dr_Shakalu]

Sorry if I hijacked the thread. I have another joke. One day Dave went over to his girlfriend's house. He knocked on the door and his girlfriend's sister opens it with nothing on. He runs back to his car. When he opens the car door, his girlfriend's father jumps out of the bushes and tells Dave congratulations, he passed the test. The lessoned learned is always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[Bderick67]

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

the love dress makes sence at the end hahaha very funny butttttt i dont get the love dress in the first place .....i don't get it. if i was naked i wouldnt go woo look at my love dress or let my mother in law see lol hmmmmm ......actually i don't even have a mother in law haha ok so now i've runied the joke xxxxxx

Now my fricking side hurts

 

[Mystix212]

A guy walks by an elementary school that has a high wooden fence around it. He hears a bunch of kids yelling, "13, 13, 13, 13." He sees a hole in the fence about 20 feet away and he decides to see what's going on. As he nears the hole, the shouts of "13, 13, 13, 13," get louder. When he looks thru the hole someone pokes him in the eye. Then he hears the kids yell, 14, 14, 14, 14"

That was on an ad a few years back. Quite a funny ad too.

 

[TheMightyOscar]

LMAO

 

[greenterra]

lmao Gr8.

the love dress makes sense at the end hahaha very funny butttttt i dont get the love dress in the first place .....i don't get it. if i was naked i wouldnt go woo look at my love dress or let my mother in law see lol hmmmmm ......actually i don't even have a mother in law haha ok so now i've ruined the joke xxxxxx

No,you didn't ruin it but you definitely made this thread funnier.

 

[duke33]

Good way to start the day.

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Sorry if I hijacked the thread. I have another joke.

no worries bro....people feel free to add your own jokes!!!