Kamehame...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Supes13;1669053; said:when i was a kid ... i think around 6 or 7 i was watching one of the superman movies and decided hey if that guy can do it why cant i? so i climbed onto the back of the couch and did a total up up and away...
picture this ... i jump off the back of the couch into a perfect swan dive and SLAM into the floor. in the process i put my bottom 2 teeth through my bottom lip. i started screaming and my parents took me to the hospital. the doctor said i needed stitches and i panicked when i saw the needle. so i started punching and kicking and screaming.they ended up putting me in a straight jacket and drugging me to give me a grand total of 2 stitches. This is no April fools joke, my parents still have the hospital records and I still have the scar.
I also tried to walk on walls but i decided to play that one safe and laid down on the ground first. (got that one from dancing on the ceiling)
hope your not laughing at me too hard!
lol, I don't think i have the right to laugh at anyone
superman is perhaps the worst role model. I have heard too many stories of kids getting hurt trying to fly. My uncle broke both his arms jumping from a wall when he was younger
Onion01;1669604; said:lol, I don't think i have the right to laugh at anyone
superman is perhaps the worst role model. I have heard too many stories of kids getting hurt trying to fly. My uncle broke both his arms jumping from a wall when he was younger
i got near some Kryptonite and was really powerless for a few hours
Onion01;1670048; said:yes, I had heard rumors that supergirl shared superman's weakness. Thanks for confirming
no problem..........but how did you know she was with me at the time...........she got a migraine from it
Hey, if you can shoot energy from your palms you can be the king of wherever the hell you please so why not Hawaii. Beats Trona, LOLDan Feller;1670385; said:
