KUNG FU vs. KARATE

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rallysman said:
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.



The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

You know where i have to place my vote.....plus...dont texas rangers have guns?
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BRUCE knew how to catch Bullets with his teeth and crap them out as knum kchucks. Then u knew what time it was !!!!!!! :headbang2 :SaiyanSmi
 
you know what? Ive heard thousands of ridiculous quotes about chuck norris, like "bullets dodge chuck norris" I'll bet you all my money i'll ever earn that if i took a shotgun to him, there would be nothing left of him.

At least the things i hear about bruce are true. :D Bruce PWNS. He only died because he got to strong for earth. :)
 
ShadowVengance said:
you know what? Ive heard thousands of ridiculous quotes about chuck norris, like "bullets dodge chuck norris" I'll bet you all my money i'll ever earn that if i took a shotgun to him, there would be nothing left of him.

At least the things i hear about bruce are true. :D Bruce PWNS. He only died because he got to strong for earth. :)
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that may be true because shotguns dont fire bullets :grinno:
 
DiXoN said:
i own the both of them chucks and old man now and bruce is dead.
so bring it on
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Have you seen Norris lately. He is in his 60's. And, I am willing to bet he could WHOOP any of us monster fish lovers. I bet he could do it without his hands. I am also willing to bet he could DO all of us at once.
 
Well I like both but I'm gunna have to say BRUCE LEE!!!

But Darth Vader would kick both there @$$'$ :headbang2
 
If darth vader and batman were to fight.....chuck norris would win:)
 
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