Hahaha this is what i love about MFK, everyone thinks big and outside the box. On other sites you get "i dont know sorry" but here i get advice that just shows how you all take fish keeping to a new level.
Drilling nor building a stand are options for me, im just a student, and wanted to keep this simple. I am going to look into the mini UG filters like in the link i posted earlier, see if a LFS can order me one or even buy it off eBay for me.
Thanks for all the input people, i will update you all