Why is it that some women carry purses the size of a Volkswagen? They carry with them most of what they own. When it comes time to pay for goods and services, they have to unpack, set up camp, count bills, get out the change purse, count exact change, apply lipstick, talk on the cell phone loudly, find car keys, take down camp, repack and finally exit the line so I can pay for my Turkey Sandwich. This process takes 84 minutes. I frequently have to choose between waiting to pay for my lunch or taking a cyanide capsule.
