Large purses

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ewurm

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Why is it that some women carry purses the size of a Volkswagen? They carry with them most of what they own. When it comes time to pay for goods and services, they have to unpack, set up camp, count bills, get out the change purse, count exact change, apply lipstick, talk on the cell phone loudly, find car keys, take down camp, repack and finally exit the line so I can pay for my Turkey Sandwich. This process takes 84 minutes. I frequently have to choose between waiting to pay for my lunch or taking a cyanide capsule.
 
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OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some women just overdo it. purses these days look like huge duffle bags. set up camp lmao!!! i know what you mean. and i really hate when theyre total at the checkout is like $5.38. they hand the cashier a $20 bill, and say "hold on, i got the $0.38"!!!!!!! omg then they take like 5 minutes trying to find the change in the sleeping bag they have hanging off their shoulder.

and dont even get me started on these oversized BluBlocker mosquito facemask sunglasses!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I once looked over a friend's shoulder to see what she was carrying in her cavernous purse. She asked me; "What are you looking for?"
I said; "I'm just curious of what a woman would carry in a bag that size."
She replied; "Just the usual. ...drugs and plugs."
I lost it. ...as well as the cashier listening in.
 
i notice that when my wife is on here monthly....you know.....the bag starts big, then slowly srinks in size with in a week.
 
i cant help you there.

It boggles the mind really. I cant understand it myself. And being a woman, i dont understand them either.

I believe the exact type of woman you're referring to was never raised to take other people into consideration. They believe they are the only important person on the planet. They probably grow up as little princesses.

That or they had a rough life growing up and now that they are on there own and make money, they feel that the world owes them a favor.:screwy:

(i am of course referring to the women who take forever at the register and blab on their cell while other people wait behind them... not just because they have a big purse)

No one will ever know.
Personally, i find the Target special for $13. and only take what I really need.
Wallet, phone, keys, pen. That's it.
Frankly, if women's pants were made to accomodate a wallet, i wouldnt even have a purse. ;)
 
How many tampons do these women go through? My gf brings like 3 or 4 to work with her and thats it. Do they really think they are going to be stranded on an deserted island and need the worlds supply of tampons.
 
ewurm;1836859; said:
Why is it that some women carry purses the size of a Volkswagen? They carry with them most of what they own. When it comes time to pay for goods and services, they have to unpack, set up camp, count bills, get out the change purse, count exact change, apply lipstick, talk on the cell phone loudly, find car keys, take down camp, repack and finally exit the line so I can pay for my Turkey Sandwich. This process takes 84 minutes. I frequently have to choose between waiting to pay for my lunch or taking a cyanide capsule.

Ahh.. No one tells a story like Wurm.. :ROFL:

All the storys are good though..
 
Hey though,

you cant expect a woman to carry just a wallet.

Its either you want us wearing skin tight pants or not at all.... or... we have to have a purse.

We cant fit wallets into our pockets.
 
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