Large purses

[mike0179]

I store my things in there. theres a gameboy in there, some games for it. And when i buy something small and dont feel like carrying it? in the purse.

Okay, I'm a geek... but I don't think I could ever ask a woman to carry a gameboy for me.

 

[jcardona1]

while we're on this topic of weird things women do, here you go. enjoy



ATM Procedures - Men vs Women

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

 

[Ang]

that's when I use my credit card... yes I'm a 16 year old kid with a credit card
Kuwait makes pretty much anyone rich

oh, well you're 16. That's one reason you fit everything you need into a tiny wallet.

 

[Freeze_Dried_Bloodworm]

oh, well you're 16. That's one reason you fit everything you need into a tiny wallet.

I'll try to keep it that way, I hate purses

 

[soggysandwich]

you guys are right woman do keep pointless stuff in those things. i was with my gf once and she was looking though her purse for idk what and she pulled out like 4 empty water bottles. i was like WTF do you need that for? dumbest thing ever. she is also one of those exact change people. gotta look through her whole purse to find that one more cent. but it has to be exact cant be 2 cents more or less. i think ive see her owe like 47cents and she had 2 quarters but didnt use them. ugh. me on the other hand, i rarely use cash. debit cards are were its at.

 

[princess]

you know what i hate more than big purses? the tiny ones....the ones women use to match an outfit ..........what the hell can you keep in those? and you have to carry them around all night....or i HATE it when women give them to their boyfriends to hold!!!! wtf lol

 

[Bogwoodbruce]

Its one of lifes mysteries well never know why.

 

[ewurm]

funny i check for the same things! and oh my goodness check writers!!! i cant stand people who write checks at the store. so irritating

That is another thing that drives me nuts. Get a card! Current check acceptance procedure:

1. Call the manager
2. The manager calls the boss over.
3. The boss calls the Branch Manager over.
4. Check writer must fill out a form.
5. Form is sent away via Pony Express.
6. Branch Manager calls the Chief Financial Officer for North American operations
7. A thorough background check is performed
8. Suspect, err, check writer is fingerprinted
9. I wonder if I should just steal the stuff I was going to buy rather than wait for this douche barrel to see if his check will be accepted
10. A cavity search is performed.
11. Pony Express arrives with the approval form
12. Branch manager calls the bank to see if funds are available
13. I get tired of waiting, and try to choke the person that feels the need to bring business at this merchant to a screeching halt.
14. I decide that I don't need what I came for that badly and leave.

 

[StripeGirl]

"you know what i hate more than big purses? the tiny ones....the ones women use to match an outfit ..........what the hell can you keep in those? and you have to carry them around all night....or i HATE it when women give them to their boyfriends to hold!!!! wtf

the tini purses hold a few bottles of valtrex just perfectly.

I just have a medium size bag and keep the important things in there.

 

[crashinc25]

I believe the exact type of woman you're referring to was never raised to take other people into consideration. They believe they are the only important person on the planet. They probably grow up as little princesses.

As much as that makes sense, I need to go the complete opposite direction. My GF does the big purse thing occasionally. Not gigantic, but it's great to know there is always an extra band-aid, aspirin, toe nail clipper, sewing kit, neosporin, lighter (or 10), pack of smokes, etc. in that heffer.