I give up the ol'lady..... then buy a new fish while thinking about how my boss is sitting in the fetal position at his house scared for his life then get ready to start my new job the next day
Find a new job. Cuz a 250$ pay cut would mean I couldn't pay the rent. And my wife would kill me if I didn't find another job. $1,000 a month in rent, be $10 cheaper if it wasn't next to a dirty lake with huge carp in it. Though, I'm sure I could catch one of those to feed my fish.
Ask her if she really wants me to stop showering even less than I do now. At 1st it was 2x's a week less w/ a 5 min. total run time to conserve on water, seems until now we've been in a drought for the last decade, but now it's become a reason to make more water changes, lol, , no really I'm seriuos