Here is a reply from a guy I know who is lives in Germany....
a German guy would think:
I'm not allowed to carry a gun with me
because I'm living in Europe, so
I can't shoot him.
Bull.."§$%&&)$%$§(""§)§$=)
So I knock him down with a nice
kraut punch and after that I cut his balls
off and stick them into his mouth, and
...........%&/&$% but
thats also forbidden. Too rude!
OK I try to sell him a life insurance because
Terrorists life can be very dangerous......
but he still wants to kill me and my family.
hm.... crap
I take my mobile and call my russian mafia friends.
2 minutes later there are 20 Mercedes S600 with
80 7 feet tall angry ivan's. Each of them has his
new polished AK and 4 grenades...... but wait..
I don't have two minutes......
aaaaaaaaarg sh...., fu.....,
WHAT CAN I DO??????
I NEED AN IDEA IMMEDIATELY.
in this second when my wife recognized that
the arab terrorist ***** wears black leather shoes
with white tennis socks I lean myself on the housewall
next to me and place bets with my children
how long he can survive this brutal Louis Vuitton
handbag punches combined with the hard Prada high heel
kicks right into his face.
After smoking a cigarette and collecting the money from my
children I calm down my wife with a valium injection
and we're going to the mall to buy new
shoes, two new handbags, new jeans, tops,...........
After 3 hours I get my red-hot-glowing credit card back
and think.
From now on I'll protect myself with an illgeal Smith&Wesson.
Thats much more cheaper than the
Louis Vuitton-Prada-Security-System.
a German guy would think:
I'm not allowed to carry a gun with me
because I'm living in Europe, so
I can't shoot him.
Bull.."§$%&&)$%$§(""§)§$=)
So I knock him down with a nice
kraut punch and after that I cut his balls
off and stick them into his mouth, and
...........%&/&$% but
thats also forbidden. Too rude!
OK I try to sell him a life insurance because
Terrorists life can be very dangerous......
but he still wants to kill me and my family.
hm.... crap
I take my mobile and call my russian mafia friends.
2 minutes later there are 20 Mercedes S600 with
80 7 feet tall angry ivan's. Each of them has his
new polished AK and 4 grenades...... but wait..
I don't have two minutes......
aaaaaaaaarg sh...., fu.....,
WHAT CAN I DO??????
I NEED AN IDEA IMMEDIATELY.
in this second when my wife recognized that
the arab terrorist ***** wears black leather shoes
with white tennis socks I lean myself on the housewall
next to me and place bets with my children
how long he can survive this brutal Louis Vuitton
handbag punches combined with the hard Prada high heel
kicks right into his face.
After smoking a cigarette and collecting the money from my
children I calm down my wife with a valium injection
and we're going to the mall to buy new
shoes, two new handbags, new jeans, tops,...........
After 3 hours I get my red-hot-glowing credit card back
and think.
From now on I'll protect myself with an illgeal Smith&Wesson.
Thats much more cheaper than the
Louis Vuitton-Prada-Security-System.
