I have some Little Johnny jokes, but not for this forum.
Here's one.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said to him "Johnny, I hear you and your friend had some problems at Farmer Bill's yesterday."
"Yes, ma'm" he replied. "We was just takin a watermelon and Farmer Bill came out and shot him right up the ass with a shotgun!"
"No, no, Johnny" she said. "He shot him in the rectum"
"Wrecked em, hell, Teach!! Damn near killed him!!"