Agreed. The fish keychain was something else, but they can't be this this stupid (can they?). I know some people are desperate and we can't always criticize someones means of survival...but some things go too far.
Turtles need a lot of food, create a lot of waste, and need heat, UV/UVB light, and a dry area to survive. I doubt a Turtle would live 2 days in that thing, let alone months.