Machete Kills!

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watching machete now thanks to you guys. I'm about 40 min into it. it's horribly awesome

corny as hell, but why have I been digging ball sucking movies lately? I even find Lindsay lohan hot.

what is wrong with me?

the first dialogue between Jessica alba and michelle rodriguez was hot for some reason. it was like an opening scene of a girl on girl where seconds later they'd start getting bizay,...... minus the getting bizay
 
btw, krich, your girl michelle never dies in the first one.


she almost gets finished in the eye though
 
I just found out that Cuba Gooding Jr.,Mel Gibson,and Lady Gaga are all in this cinematic tour de force.
 
we gotta stop making threads about these horrible movies. it makes me watch them all

just finished machete kills. the guys who write this stuff is eating magic brownies



saw bad grandpa this morning too. It had its moments but overall was boring. was the typical jackass stuff but more tame and actually had a storyline
 
How about Hobo with a Shotgun,anybody see that one?
 
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