True story, finally clearing my conscious 50+ yrs later.

I discovered that site a few years ago and enjoyed looking on there just for kicks.I had forgotten the name of it so thanks for posting that.....and yeah,the monkey ad is likely from an old comic as they used to have all sorts of interesting if not dubious mail order offers.I guess in this day and age you can buy just about anything online. This place has just about everything , bats, foxes, mantis, monkeys, sloths and ocelots to name a few. https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/
Unfortunately the prices are no longer $18.95 for a monkey. I have a LFS that has alligators for sale. Surprised that they are legal to sell.
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Good for you Neil, fessing up after all this time. It must have been overwhelming shouldering that burden for over 50 years, lol.