Mail Order Monkey

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But what might be funny, and don't hate me I was only 10ish at the time .........
 
..... was to gather up a few associates of mine, and visit the squirrel monkey cage at Kmart.
 
Yup, guilty as charged. We didn't stick around for the inevitable **** show that was to follow, but I can only imagine that it took turd flinging to a whole nuther level. 💩
 
True story, finally clearing my conscious 50+ yrs later.

Good for you Neil, fessing up after all this time. It must have been overwhelming shouldering that burden for over 50 years, lol.

Feel free to share with the group any other misdemeanours of your youth, lol.
 
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After I posted that video of the chimp chucking it's muck at the old bird in the wheelchair, I was curious as to why some animals do this.

Apparently they do it if they feel threatened or angry! I'd love to know what that frail old dear in the wheelchair had done to rile that chimp to merit getting a face full of sh*t, lol.
 
I guess in this day and age you can buy just about anything online. This place has just about everything , bats, foxes, mantis, monkeys, sloths and ocelots to name a few. https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/
Unfortunately the prices are no longer $18.95 for a monkey. I have a LFS that has alligators for sale. Surprised that they are legal to sell.

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I guess in this day and age you can buy just about anything online. This place has just about everything , bats, foxes, mantis, monkeys, sloths and ocelots to name a few. https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/
Unfortunately the prices are no longer $18.95 for a monkey. I have a LFS that has alligators for sale. Surprised that they are legal to sell.

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I discovered that site a few years ago and enjoyed looking on there just for kicks.I had forgotten the name of it so thanks for posting that.....and yeah,the monkey ad is likely from an old comic as they used to have all sorts of interesting if not dubious mail order offers.
 
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Good for you Neil, fessing up after all this time. It must have been overwhelming shouldering that burden for over 50 years, lol.


I was waiting for the statute of limitations to expire. Honestly I feel horrible that I did that, looking back those poor monkeys (along with the rest of the exotic wildlife) were already under such horrendous conditions, the last thing they needed were some stupid kids adding to their miserable existence.
 
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