Mayonnaise

[Cookie*]

I put ridiculous amounts on sandwiches and burgers. Sometimes take a fingerfull by itself...any more than that tho, disgusting.

 

[USMCtanker]

nope, dislike miricle whip tho

 

[TheRealAndyCook]

i cant open this thread with out wanting to caught up puke...but for some reason I NEED TO SEE WHAT GOT POSTED.

incase anyone cant tell i hate mayo + mustard alot

 

[studd muffin]

I only like it on sandwiches. I would never just take out a jar and start scooping it and eating it.

 

[bob965]

See, the skin on my face produces oily plugs if I eat hydrogenated oils. And that's what most mayonnaise is made of. So unless i want to look like a snapping turtle, I avoid mayo like a kick in the nuts.

But, yes, us poor folk have gotten through many a tough time with mayonnaise sandwiches. They're better if you put cheese on them. If you're fortunate enough to have cheese.

If you really want to stretch your mayonnaise dollars, you can put the oily face plugs in a saucepan over medium heat until liquefied, squeeze it through a coffee filter to remove any hairs and skin flakes, then mix it 1:1 with more mayonnaise, then refrigerate until it's the consistency of virgin mayonnaise. I call it face-onnaise.

 

[ghostknifefish0909]

If you really want to stretch your mayonnaise dollars, you can put the oily face plugs in a saucepan over medium heat until liquefied, squeeze it through a coffee filter to remove any hairs and skin flakes, then mix it 1:1 with more mayonnaise, then refrigerate until it's the consistency of virgin mayonnaise. I call it face-onnaise.

 

[robo monster]

If you really want to stretch your mayonnaise dollars, you can put the oily face plugs in a saucepan over medium heat until liquefied, squeeze it through a coffee filter to remove any hairs and skin flakes, then mix it 1:1 with more mayonnaise, then refrigerate until it's the consistency of virgin mayonnaise. I call it face-onnaise.

holy potatoes thats nasty!

 

[Warborg]

I HATE mayonnaise!

Me too, I use miracle whip

 

[dlobom]

Do you ever eat just mayonnaise?

Only the Darma initiative brand

 

[robmcd]

Mayo is evil......