Memorable Movie 'ONE LINERS'

[Red_Belly_Pacu]

Michelle Rodriguez in the Fast and the Furious (orginal)

Michelle Rodriguez: "roww. I smell...SKANKS! Why don’t you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."

 

[Knowdafish]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Whazup

Do you feel lucky punk?

 

[Pandamania]

Knowdafish : Did you mean "Badgers! We don't need no stink'n Badgers!" from a Jim Carrey movie?

 

[Oddball]

can no one guess these?

"Like a glove"; Ace Ventura-Pet Detective parking

 

[Oddball]

Somebody go back and get a s***load of dimes!

I'll probably have to give this one out, the movie is older than half the members here, and the quoted person has been dead since late '83. Oddball or Lupin might come up with it.

Slim Pickens at the William J. LePetomane toll booth in the movie; "Blazing Saddles"

 

[Oddball]

"...you big ape!"

"Apes don't read philosophy."

"Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it."

 

[bbortko]

Knowdafish : Did you mean "Badgers! We don't need no stink'n Badgers!" from a Jim Carrey movie?

the badger version is from the Weird Al vehicle UHF, one of the most under rated comedies of all time.

 

[bbortko]

Slim Pickens at the William J. LePetomane toll booth in the movie; "Blazing Saddles"

excuse me while I whip this out. If you don't like blazing saddles you don't like comedy.

 

[studd muffin]

From The Love Guru

"If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, Would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"


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[FLESHY]

Drinking my coffee - the big lebowski

"OVER THE LINE!"

"Put the piece away walter, they're callin the cops man."

excuse me while I whip this out. If you don't like blazing saddles you don't like comedy.

I love blazing saddles, but have shown a lot of my friends and I dont think they get it.

I also think that you need to be pretty mature and intelligent to get it.