Men strike back!
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....... This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager ,in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES !!!"
which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
Because, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager ,in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES !!!"
which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
Because, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
Originally Posted by rob0521#2 
Hey its mfk's most recently banned member!
I'm not mad for being banned, I know I acted like an idiot, I only made anew name to ask Ewurm to change back my avatar. The pbass in that pic recently died and it was one of my favorite fish I had ever kept. I all of a sudden lost it overnight due to unknown causes. That picture means a lot to me and I would like it to stand by my name. My friend had asked ewurm last night for me to change it back with the reasons I Just told you, and Weurm replied "We like the hammer." A little harsh, eh? Coming from one of the main guys of this forum. All I ask is you change it back, you can ban this name after.
Hey its mfk's most recently banned member!
I'm not mad for being banned, I know I acted like an idiot, I only made anew name to ask Ewurm to change back my avatar. The pbass in that pic recently died and it was one of my favorite fish I had ever kept. I all of a sudden lost it overnight due to unknown causes. That picture means a lot to me and I would like it to stand by my name. My friend had asked ewurm last night for me to change it back with the reasons I Just told you, and Weurm replied "We like the hammer." A little harsh, eh? Coming from one of the main guys of this forum. All I ask is you change it back, you can ban this name after.
If women can sleep their way to the top, how come their not there yet?
Bill- Steve, I don't know what you see in that new girl linda. Her Elevator does not go all the way to the top floor.
Steve- I don't care if her elevator dont go to the top, thats not where I'd get off anyways.
Why dont girls fart?
They dont get their A hole until after their married
Why do women wear jockstraps while skydiving?
If they didn't, they'd whistle all the way down!
How did Hellen Kellers parents punish her?
By re-arranging the living room furniture
Bill- Steve, I don't know what you see in that new girl linda. Her Elevator does not go all the way to the top floor.
Steve- I don't care if her elevator dont go to the top, thats not where I'd get off anyways.
Why dont girls fart?
They dont get their A hole until after their married
Why do women wear jockstraps while skydiving?
If they didn't, they'd whistle all the way down!
How did Hellen Kellers parents punish her?
By re-arranging the living room furniture
Hmm. dead baby jokes.
im gonna throw one out to test the waters.
Whats the most disgusting thing about a barrel full of dead babies?
The live one at the bottom eating his way to the top!
im gonna throw one out to test the waters.
Whats the most disgusting thing about a barrel full of dead babies?
The live one at the bottom eating his way to the top!
lol