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12. If the English could act then Hollywood would be in England right?

No. Hollywood specifically chooses people that can NOT act. Lack of acting skills is a prerequisite for involvement in hollywood movies.

The newest Rambo movie is a good example. (Yes, I'm actually a fan of this movie, but come on now.)
 
kusojijii;1572994; said:
pretty funny stuff still

1. whenever I say " alou minnie umm" everybody looks at me weird like I just made a new word, the amount of people that don't know the pronunciation is boggling.

5. "Guns should only be handled by adults."

soooo, Europe has no adults?!?! I'm confused.

11. Look up Samuel Adams Utopias, then get back to me why it took and American to make beer that high of an alchohol content...

12. If the English could act then Hollywood would be in England right?

13 & 14. American Football & Baseball>Soccer & Cricket

15. Lee Harvey Oswald, it's been proven...

17. You stole tea from China because you couldn't figure out yourself how to boil water, it's the same reason why you didn't ever take baths.


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I hate the English pronunciation of the word aluminium. I refuse to watch Top Gear because that word comes up at least once in every episode.
 
obama is not qualified to do anything.. neither is anyone else..

1 go ahead.. see rule number 5

2 the letter "u" is used enough.. as a whole the world needs to give up and just spell things the way they sound

3 see rule number 6

4 so were gunna get boxing day insted...

5 o no you dont.. infact.. everyone over 25 gets a gun that they MUST carry at all times when out of the house.. and every tuesday, wednesday and thursday they are free to use it whenever they feel justified no questions asked

6 see rule number 5

7 very true.. however yer baby trucks are not gunna cut it.. till you get the pickup right yer s.o.l.

8 im all for replacing intersecions with "roundabouts"... or as those of us who have lived in jersey call them "jug handles".. they really are the way to go... highways will also have movable dividers.. sure sure a lot of people are going to slam into bridge abutments and center supports.. but well.. good... thats what you get for not being able to drive

9 thats fine.. however our military is going to join forces.. and well... were gunna do whatever the hell we have to and were gunna get the price back down to under $3.. the wolds going to hate us.. but we will be running the show so after a few months of bombings they will learn their roll

10 fair enough however.. if you touch my tater tots....

11 every country has someone making really crappy beer.. however with rule number 5 and 6 those numbers are going to go down real fast...

12 hollywood has given up on making good movies.. so this is prettymuch a moot point

13 good call

14 were going to combine the two sports... and EVERYONE gets a bat

15 who cares.. rules 5 and 6 are going to make life better for everyone

16 good luck with that.. im already handin over 36% of what i make..

17 fine.. we will drink tea.. you have to brush yer teeth AND floss



just... ya know.. sayin... :grinno:
 
Argh! Who ever wrote that forgot the most important thing!!!

You stupid yanks will stop writing the date backwards!!!!! It goes dd/mm/yyyy NOT mm/dd/yyyy, its good enough for the rest of the world, why the hell do you have to make life awkward by doing it the wrong way round!???!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! :nilly::nilly::nilly:
 
David R;1574145; said:
Argh! Who ever wrote that forgot the most important thing!!!

You stupid yanks will stop writing the date backwards!!!!! It goes dd/mm/yyyy NOT mm/dd/yyyy, its good enough for the rest of the world, why the hell do you have to make life awkward by doing it the wrong way round!???!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! :nilly::nilly::nilly:
ok will do, so your tea time is at 00:04 pm then? :)
 
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