MGA KABABAYAN KO! (Pinoy MFK members only)

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CichlidPharmer;825863; said:
Joke! Joke! Joke!



Joke time!

> Sa isang mumurahing airline:
> Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
> Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
> Stewardess: Yes or No lang po
>
> Spanish teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a sentence.
> Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).
> Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's fuera'?
> Student: Fuera ka
>
> Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
> Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
> Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina ung top 1 sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma'am
ung
> katabi ko. Muntik na ako.
>
> Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako makasuka
> Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo
> (pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)
> Pare 1: Di pa rin e
> Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo
> (pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ...)
> Pare 1: Wala pa rin
> Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo ...
> (pag hindi ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!!!!!)
>
> Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
> Guro: Ano 'to?
> Estudyante: Prayers ko po, ma'am!
> Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
> Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko! Yahoooooo!!!


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WOW that $h!+ is freaking funny yo...... I like the suka joke the best...
 
Bluebell;817601; said:
It was last May 2006. I have not asked the price tags but at 2 feet in size, I can only guess they are worth more than 100,000 pesos. I saw only one RTG though. Judging by the article from Animal Scene magazine I got 3 years ago, RTGs are quite rare and are very expensive.:)

di naman 100,000 pare sobra naman:grinno: but i'm guessing its in the 50k range at that size
 
kriztu;829625; said:
di naman 100,000 pare sobra naman:grinno: but i'm guessing its in the 50k range at that size
I was only guessing as I had not ask.:) Thanks for the heads up.:)
 
As you know, we have plenty of Koreans currently studying in the Philippines to take advantage of our cheaper tuition fees and learn English at the same time.
This is an essay written by a Korean student i want to share with you. (Never mind the grammar; it's the CONTENT that counts) Maybe it is timely to think about this in the midst of all the confusion at present. The message goes:
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MY SHORT ESSAY ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES
Jaeyoun Kim
Filipinos always complain about the corruption in the Philippines. Do you really think the corruption is the problem of the Philippines? I do not think so. I s trongly believe that the problem is the LACK OF LOVE FOR THE PHILIPPINES.

Let me first talk about my country, Korea. It might help you understand my point. After the Korean War, South Korea was one of the poorest countries in the world. Koreans had to start from scratch because entire country was destroyed after the Korean War, and we had no natural resources.

Koreans used to talk about the Philippines, for Filipinos were very rich in Asia . We envy Filipinos. Koreans really wanted to be well off like Filipinos. Many Koreans died of famine. My father & brother also died because of famine. Korean government was very corrupt and is still very corrupt beyond your imagination, but Korea was able to develop dramatically because Koreans really did their best for the common good with their heart burning with patriotism.
Koreans did not work just for themselves but also for their neighborhood and country. Education inspired young men with the spirit of patriotism.
40 years ago, President Park took over the government to reform Korea. He tried to borrow money from other countries, but it was not possible to get a loan and attract a foreign investment because the economic situation of South Korea was so bad. Korea had only three factories. So, President Park sent many mine workers and nurses to Germany so that they could send money to Korea to build a factory. They had to go through horrible experience.
In 1964, President Park visited Germany to borrow money. Hundred of Koreans in Germany came to the airport to welcome him and cried there as they saw the President Park. They asked to him, "President, when can we be well off?" That was the only question everyone asked to him. President Park cried with them and promised them that Korea would be well of f if everyone works hard for Korea, and the President of Germany got the strong impression on them and lent money to Korea. So, President Park was able to build many factories in Korea. He always asked Koreans to love their country from their heart.
Many Korean scientists and engineers in the USA came back to Korea to help developing country because they wanted their country to be well off.
Though they received very small salary, they did their best for Korea. They always hoped that their children would live in well off country.

My parents always brought me to the places where poor and physically handicapped people live. They wanted me to understand their life and help them. I also worked for Catholic Church when I was in the army.
The only thing I learned from Catholic Church was that we have to love our neighborhood. And, I have loved my neighborhood. Have you cried fo r the
Philippines ? I have cried for my country several times. I also cried for the Philippines because of so many poor people. I have been to the New Bilibid
prison. What made me sad in the prison were the prisoners who do not have any love for their country. They go to mass and work for Church. They pray everyday.

However, they do not love the Philippines. I talked to two prisoners at the maximum-security compound, and both of them said that they would leave the Philippines right after they are released from the prison. They said that they would start a new life in other countries and never come back to the Philippines.
Many Koreans have a great love for Korea so that we were able to share our wealth with our neighborhood. The owners of factory and company were distributed their profit to their employees fairly so that employees could buy what they needed and saved mon ey for the future and their children.
When I was in Korea, I had a very strong faith and wanted to be a priest. However, when I came to the Philippines, I completely lost my faith.
I was very confused when I saw many unbelievable situations in the Philippines. Street kids always make me sad, and I see them everyday. The Philippines is the only Catholic country in Asia, but there are too many poor people here. People go to church every Sunday to pray, but nothing has been changed.

My parents came to the Philippines last week and saw this situation. They told me that Korea was much poorer than the present Philippines when they were young. They are so sorry that there are so many beggars and street kids. When we went to Pasangjan, I forced my parents to take a boat because it would fun. However, they were not happy after taking a boat. They said that they would not take the boa t
a gain because they were sympathized the boatmen, for the boatmen were very poor and had a small frame. Most of people just took a boat and enjoyed it. But, my parents did not enjoy it because of love for them.
My mother who has been working for Catholic Church since I was very young told me that if we just go to mass without changing ourselves, we are not Catholic indeed. Faith should come with action.
She added that I have to love Filipinos and do good things for them because all of us are same and have received a great love from God. I want Filipinos to love their neighborhood and country as much as they love God so that the Philippines will be well off.

I am sure that love is the keyword, which Filipinos should remember. We cannot change the sinful structure at o nce. It should start from person. Love must start in everybody, in a small scale and have to grow. A lot of
things happen if we open up to love. Let's put away our prejudices and look at our worries with our new eyes.

I discover that every person is worthy to be loved. Trust in love, because it makes changes possible. Love changes you and me. It changes people, contexts and relationships. It changes the world. Please love your neighborhood and country.
Jesus Christ said that whatever we do to others we do to Him. In the Philippines, there is God for people who are abused and abandoned. There is God who is crying for love. If you have a child, teach them how to love the Philippines. Teach them why they have to love their neighborhood and country. You already know that God also will be very happy if you love others.

That's all I really want to ask you Filipinos.

(THE PHILIPPINES, FOR ALL ITS WORTH, MAY NOT BE THE ONLY PLACE ON EARTH WE FILIPINOS CAN GO, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF OUR COUNTRY, IF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES AND CULTURES CAN APPRECIATE, CARE AND LOVE OUR COUNTRY, I DON’T SEE ANY REASON WHY WE CANT. IT REALLY HAS TO START FROM SOMEWHERE AND THAT SOMEWHERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST VISIBLE PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY, MAINLY THE LEADERS, POLITICIANS, PEOPLE IN THE ARTS AND THE MEDIA PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR UNBIASED AND JUST REPORTING TO THE MASSES. BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE, JUST GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE?)
 
Vince,

Thank you for that wonderful post.
 
Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-American President
by: David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My "Pinoy" --meaning Filipino-- Van).

8. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House -- where will they put the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a giant wooden spoon and fork set.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".

4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino (Holy Child) on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase Karaoke machines for every White House room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A
FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS...


1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan (GIFT) boxes!
 
Don't know about you kababayans.....but me? I'm getting me one of these rides and go from Baguio to Manila using the power of Gravity!

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