MGA KABABAYAN KO! (Pinoy MFK members only)
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JuanTamad;988250; said:There was this good old barber in a city in San Diego, CA . One day
a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to
pay the barber but the barber replied, "I don't accept money from you.
I'm doing community service." The florist was happy and left the
barbershop.
The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there was a "thank
you" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
The following day, a policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to
pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied, "I don't accept
money from you. I'm doing community service."
The cop was happy and left the barbershop.
The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there is a "thank you"
card and a dozen freshly baked donuts waiting at his door.
On the third day, a Filipino software engineer went for a haircut. He
also wanted to pay the barber. But the barber also replied," I'm sorry.
I don't accept money from you. I'm doing community service." The
Filipino software engineer was happy and left.
The following morning when the barber opened his shop, he had a big
surprise! Guess what he found!
* * * * Can you guess?....
* * * * Do you know the answer yet?....
* * * * Come on, think like a Pinoy....
There were a dozen FILIPINOS waiting for free haircuts ! ! !
Convicts boogie to 'Thriller' 2:02
Inmates at central Philippines prison re-enact the moves from Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' music video
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/08/01/vo.philippines.prison.dance.reut
Inmates at central Philippines prison re-enact the moves from Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' music video
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/08/01/vo.philippines.prison.dance.reut
It was the first day of school in Washington , DC and a new student named
Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher began, "Let's review some American history, class. Who said 'Give
me liberty or give me death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Dagohoy's who had his hand up,"Patrick
Henry, 1775."
"Very good," said the teacher.
"Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall
not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Dagohoy: "Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg , 1863,"
he said.
The teacher snaps at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed, Dagohoy who is
new to our country knows more about our history than you do."
She hears a loud whisper from the back: "Screw the Filipinos."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Dagohoy put his hand up. "General John Pershing, Manila , 1896."
At that point, Jack, another student says, "I'm going to puke."
The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Dagohoy answers, "George Bush, Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister during
the state dinner, Tokyo , 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!! "Dagohoy jumps out of
his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher at the top of his voice,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, the Oval Office, 1997!!"
Someone shouts, "You little **** if you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Dagohoy yells, "Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, Washington , D.C.,
2001!"
The teacher faints.
"I'm outta here!" mutters one student as he sidles to the door.
"President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Baguio City , December 30, 2002!!" Dagohoy
responds.
As the class gathers around her on the floor, someone says, "Oh ****,now we're
really in big trouble!"
"Saddam Hussein, on the Iraq invasion, Baghdad , May 2003!" Dagohoy bellowed.
"Now, I really have to run," Jack mutters, heading for the exit..
"Gloria Macapagal Arroyo again, Pampanga, October 4, 2003!!!" Dagohoy shouts
triumphantly jumping with glee.
Then a burly African-American boy grabbed Dagohoy and strangled him, about to
give a fistful to a frightened Dagohoy.
Then an Asian boy stood up and shouted, "Hey easy on him. I'M A FILIPINO!"
Dagohoy then blurted out before he got socked out, "Fernando Poe, Jr. Manila ,
January 2004!!!"
Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher began, "Let's review some American history, class. Who said 'Give
me liberty or give me death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Dagohoy's who had his hand up,"Patrick
Henry, 1775."
"Very good," said the teacher.
"Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall
not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Dagohoy: "Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg , 1863,"
he said.
The teacher snaps at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed, Dagohoy who is
new to our country knows more about our history than you do."
She hears a loud whisper from the back: "Screw the Filipinos."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Dagohoy put his hand up. "General John Pershing, Manila , 1896."
At that point, Jack, another student says, "I'm going to puke."
The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Dagohoy answers, "George Bush, Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister during
the state dinner, Tokyo , 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!! "Dagohoy jumps out of
his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher at the top of his voice,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, the Oval Office, 1997!!"
Someone shouts, "You little **** if you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Dagohoy yells, "Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, Washington , D.C.,
2001!"
The teacher faints.
"I'm outta here!" mutters one student as he sidles to the door.
"President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Baguio City , December 30, 2002!!" Dagohoy
responds.
As the class gathers around her on the floor, someone says, "Oh ****,now we're
really in big trouble!"
"Saddam Hussein, on the Iraq invasion, Baghdad , May 2003!" Dagohoy bellowed.
"Now, I really have to run," Jack mutters, heading for the exit..
"Gloria Macapagal Arroyo again, Pampanga, October 4, 2003!!!" Dagohoy shouts
triumphantly jumping with glee.
Then a burly African-American boy grabbed Dagohoy and strangled him, about to
give a fistful to a frightened Dagohoy.
Then an Asian boy stood up and shouted, "Hey easy on him. I'M A FILIPINO!"
Dagohoy then blurted out before he got socked out, "Fernando Poe, Jr. Manila ,
January 2004!!!"
mga sir... may nakakaalam po ba kng saan makakabili ng hujeta d2 sa atin??? tagal ko na kc naghahanap e... i tried sa cartimar kya lng wala din... help nmn po oh..........
The Philippines makes CNN Video again.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2007/09/06/riminton.philippines.murders.cnn
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2007/09/06/riminton.philippines.murders.cnn
I had a brother in law, a lawyer and radio political commentator, who was murdered right in his living room in the presence of his wife and children when he arrived home from the tennis courts in the 70s.
His murderers were suspected henchmen of a local government official whom he has been criticizing on the airwaves. No one was ever prosecuted even after they were identified by his wife, my wife's sister.
His murderers were suspected henchmen of a local government official whom he has been criticizing on the airwaves. No one was ever prosecuted even after they were identified by his wife, my wife's sister.
JuanTamad;1119409; said:I had a brother in law, a lawyer and radio political commentator, who was murdered right in his living room in the presence of his wife and children when he arrived home from the tennis courts in the 70s.
His murderers were suspected henchmen of a local government official whom he has been criticizing on the airwaves. No one was ever prosecuted even after they were identified by his wife, my wife's sister.
