MGA KABABAYAN KO! (Pinoy MFK members only)

[kriztu]

I had a brother in law, a lawyer and radio political commentator, who was murdered right in his living room in the presence of his wife and children when he arrived home from the tennis courts in the 70s.

His murderers were suspected henchmen of a local government official whom he has been criticizing on the airwaves. No one was ever prosecuted even after they were identified by his wife, my wife's sister.

so sorry to hear that bro. but that's kinda cool you gettin married to your Bro's wife's sister. so that makes all your kids more than cousins

 

[The TRUST]

so sorry to hear that bro. but that's kinda cool you gettin married to your Bro's wife's sister. so that makes all your kids more than cousins

.

 

[CichlidPharmer]

so sorry to hear that bro. but that's kinda cool you gettin married to your Bro's wife's sister. so that makes all your kids more than cousins

:WTF:

 

[deangelo]

hold your horses he said " his brother in law not brother...and his wife's sister not his wife.."

 

[JuanTamad]

so sorry to hear that bro. but that's kinda cool you gettin married to your Bro's wife's sister. so that makes all your kids more than cousins

Sorry, I did not know the Son of God(Kriztu), who you claim to be, is an idiot!

 

[hansoi_888]

hello there mga kabayan.. im hans from cebu city phil...

 

[CichlidPharmer]

This really is just for the Pinoy MFK members only. No uptight MFK members, please.


Subject: Bill Gates recruits a new CEO for Microsoft Europe

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft
Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO
DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 500 people
may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing
to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I
have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who
speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in
that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan, dong?'

The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'

 

[The TRUST]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[aquatic_wonders]

Just saw this thread ...Noypi here too! fromerly San Juan M,MLa (not Erap fan though ...lol).

 

[ProblEmZ]

This really is just for the Pinoy MFK members only. No uptight MFK members, please.


Subject: Bill Gates recruits a new CEO for Microsoft Europe

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft
Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO
DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 500 people
may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing
to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I
have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who
speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in
that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan, dong?'

The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'

OMG love this hehehheh