This showed up in my e-mail today. Hope u enjoy it as much as i did.
To the tagalog speakers and readers and to some who are trying to learn and assimilate the language......
LEARN ABOUT YOUR DNA
DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nuclei and consists of
two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and
joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or
cytosine and guanine; it carries the cell's genetic information and
hereditary characteristics via the sequence of its
nucleotides. Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:
Prostitute: DNAvirgin
Old Maid: DNAgamit
Bachelor: DNAkasal
Arab: DNAahit
Water Conservationist: DNAliligo
Bin Laden: DNAhanap at DNAhuli
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo: DNAamin.
Town Fiesta: DNAyo
Loser: DNAya
Uncircumcised: DNAtuli
Pandak: DNAtumangkad
Not Good Looking: DNAbale
DNAtawa kayo!
DNAkayo mabiro...........