MONSTER TURTLES!!!!

[fishnthings]

its big and slow but bits like a vise or what ever they can prob snap a log in half

SLOW???? u must not have seen one of these guys snap at their food, quicker than hell (imo)..... (thank god they grow so slow.... id be screwed )

 

[CentralMayhem]

i want one soooooo bad. ive wanted one for years but i live in san diego and CA has ****ty laws. anyone with info on how to get me a much smaller one than that guys should pm me