Movie Quotes

[meghanashley]

I was going to start a thread like this but instead ended up reviving one

From my favorite movie

" It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."

American Beauty.

here's mine

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[meghanashley]

don't think anyone answered this one... "you shut your mouth when youre talking to me"
Wedding Crashers

That was my excuse to bump this, really want someone to play

heres mine again, its so easy come on

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[oakes]

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack, too easy, haha..

 

[meghanashley]

^ your turn......

 

[oakes]

"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. "

 

[meghanashley]

damn you I had no idea, I had to look it up, I shall play fair and not answer at this point, hopefully someone else chimes in. Good one.

 

[oakes]

I was going to do one from caddyshack, but then I saw your post, so you stole the movie from me, haha

 

[Metalucifer]

"change the rules on what controls you and you will change the rules on what you can control."-Revolver, or any quote from a guy ritchie film is awesome

from the recent film i hope they serve beer in hell heres some good ones

"
"I'd rather fellate a hot curling iron than listen to fashion
advice from you."

"Do you have anything else in your life besides work and
fellatio? I'm not counting the empty syringes and used condoms
decorating your apartment floor."

"Woman, do not disparage
Batman, or you will find this fork sticking out of your eye. Not only do I
watch Batman, I go to the gym."
-i hope they serve beer in hell

 

[meghanashley]

I was going to do one from caddyshack, but then I saw your post, so you stole the movie from me, haha

highly quotable movie, I have the script stored in my head so stear clear of that one

 

[meghanashley]

"change the rules on what controls you and you will change the rules on what you can control."-Revolver, or any quote from a guy ritchie film is awesome

from the recent film i hope they serve beer in hell heres some good ones

"
"I'd rather fellate a hot curling iron than listen to fashion
advice from you."

"Do you have anything else in your life besides work and
fellatio? I'm not counting the empty syringes and used condoms
decorating your apartment floor."

"Woman, do not disparage
Batman, or you will find this fork sticking out of your eye. Not only do I
watch Batman, I go to the gym."
-i hope they serve beer in hell

I going to guess Revolver (by the way big fan also of Guy Richie's films but Revolver made absolutely no sense even though it did have some cool scenes) and I hope they serve beer in hell. Am I right? Nice, ok my turn, wait someone still has to answer oake's line.

"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. "