Movie Review: "KNOWING"

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Not only was the movie bad, but the refreshments pissed me off as well. I ordered a medium cherry Icee. The swamp monster behind the counter offered me a large for infinity cents more and it comes with free refills. Sure, whatever. So Sally Struthers hands me a cherry coke in a cup so large that if I spilled it I would have re-created lake Agassiz. Never mind that I didn't order a Cherry Coke, she must not have finished her Masters degree in beverages yet. What I want to know is this: Who is the gigantic morbidly obese mother of Chris Farley that would actually finish this Cherry Coke aquarium and drag their 700 lb ass back up to the counter for another? I actually was winded from carrying it to my seat. It had a warning on the side that said "May cause pancreas to fail". Why would I want an extra infinity of Cherry Coke when you just handed me 9 gallons? Who is this person that needs a refill after 37,000 calories! Never leaving my house again!
 
ewurm;2930396; said:
So is the plot. I guess the metaphor worked

I meant to say AIDS, anyway

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I can get you asbestos if you need some.. lol
 
I felt the same way about the movie "alive" such a good concept but the movie was absolutely horrible. I could name so many movies that were just so dissapointing.

The question should be - has anyone seen any actual "good" movies lately?
 
your review sounds like it was copy/pasted from maddox

but glad to know i should avoid it. watchmen wasn't too hot either, even though i love the comics
 
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