My fail of the day.

[kevinfleming21]

after carefully looking over the scene and doing some calculations....i've concluded that it had to have been a element bender. livebearerfreak, where were you during 6:30 to 7:30am?

you know he was making a thread on here, common.

 

[the big kahuna]

Looks like a nissan pathfinder (suv). Probably flipped over at a turn at a high speed and the truck slid to a stop a few 100 feet away

 

[balton777]

after carefully looking over the scene and doing some calculations....i've concluded that it had to have been a element bender. livebearerfreak, where were you during 6:30 to 7:30am?

Maybe Modest Man is an element bender too and is too modest to tell us.

 

[ar0wan]

you know he was making a thread on here, common.

I WAS gonna vote texting and Driving.
An alcoholic would not make that mistake in the day time.

 

[knifegill]

Yeah, you've gotta be really careful when you're driving drunk so it's very unlikely a drunk person did this. Oh, wait...


Actually, when I was a dumb kid I drove drunk every day because I was always drunk. 24/7. I basically learned stick while drunk and couldn't do it as well sober. That's really dumb and "nobody should ever drive while even slightly drunk." Just because I was good at it and could focus really well while anticipating possible things ahead is no excuse. Because everybody else is convinced that you can't do it, even if you can, you just have to bow to culture and the law like a good worm.

Cops pulled me over all the time but I spoke so clearly and made good eye contact without breathing on them that they didn't know I was drunk. This is after a fifth of black velvet...

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

Yeah, you've gotta be really careful when you're driving drunk so it's very unlikely a drunk person did this. Oh, wait...

maybe the passenger was working the stick if you know what i mean

 

[ar0wan]

Now see those are the types of errors you DO NOT make when you've had a beer.
Why that sounds like a GREAT idea usually
if I'm chosen as DD (drunk driver) then everyone
SITS DOWN AND STFU while I do 3mph under the limit
seatbelt lights on etc

Do not Drink and Drive

 

[BlackShark11k]

This is the funniest thread on mfk i have seen in a while... AhahaHa

 

[Modest_Man]

It was a Nissan Pathfinder for sure. And sadly, my skills in magic are lacking.

 

[dmopar74]

ive parked like that before...