Wow some real weirdos in the world. I just went to an lps a couple weeks back to give away some guppies but other than that haven't bought a fish in a year,going nuts.
i do the same, i whent to buy a few discus for my tank but thought that i can play around with the saleswomen that was serving me, and old Scottish lady lol. So she asked me what size my tank was and i told her 20 Gal.(joking). Then shes like ooo minimun is 35 Gal.bassman440;1973755; said:i love to go to my lfs and act like i dont know anything just to see how deceiving the sales reps. are.

WOW!!! I wish my guppies would lay eggs after a full moon maybe then I wouldnt run high on feedersJfitz;2004093; said:i do the same, i whent to buy a few discus for my tank but thought that i can play around with the saleswomen that was serving me, and old Scottish lady lol. So she asked me what size my tank was and i told her 20 Gal.(joking). Then shes like ooo minimun is 35 Gal.
Then she asks me what other fish i have in there bc if its a Chichlid it will bring out the true chichlid nature and they will start fighting, then i told her now just a whole bunch of guppies. Then she goes on about how to breed guppies forabout 20 mins including the fact that a couple days after the full mooon they will start dropping their eggs (don't even know if thats wrong but wtv..) then she just randomly walks away and never even gave me my discus
P.S.
it said blue diamond discus on the aquarium and i didnt see any so i asked her which ones the blue diamond was and she points at a pigeon blood and said that it turned that color bc if stress...wow lol![]()
Oh my favorite was Petsmart girl gonna sell me a 29 gal tank with an oscar, pleco, swordtails, and goldfish. I asked her isnt that oscar mean though? Wont he eat the others....She stated and I swear "No their only mean to other oscars" Now picture this I am facing her with a background of the tanks behind her and what da ya see but many oscars in one tank. I asked her again trying to hide my smile/smirk. She stated "No they only beat up their own kind and I have the exact same setup at home." I kid you not. I couldnt help myself I busted out laughing so bad manager came up as she ran off crying. I appologized for my laughter and explained to the manager what happened and informed him "at least teach em not to 'wing' it if they dont know anything"Killerhap;1988526; said:I do the same thing, I just play dumb and ask lots of newbie questions. It is amazing what kind of answers I get.