my lousy roommate

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So it all started the third night we were here...back in January because of the cancelled semester due to the city's flooding etc.

He got drunk and came in really late one night and woke me up trying to close the blinds and he was rambling about how he's such a good roommate and I should be glad he didn't bring a girl back to f--- but that I shouldn't count on next weekend. Then he woke me up again a while later by peeing on the carpet and on my chair.

So about...hmmm I'm guessing 3.30 this morning, there's loud noise out in the hall and I wake up and I'm just lying in bed right? And he comes in.

...with a girl.

I heard everything.

:swear:
 
What you didn't do a ''blow by blow'' commentary as they were doing it?No color commentary? you didn't hold up a score card at the end ?You suck as a roommate LoL-Anne
 
well I can tell you that there was no extra stuff of any kind for two reasons: It was a drunk screw and my roommate doesn't seem like the kind of guy who'd actually go out of his way for a girl like that.

I heard sex noises. Just regular sex noises. And she kept telling him "I want you to come." So I was talking to a friend about it this morning and she said that means he probably wasn't very good and she wanted it to be over with.

and while they were doing it, they were talking about how they'd had too much alcohol and couldn't come.

stupid roommate.
 
Posting on MFK isn't an appropriate response to this. I think it's your turn to make him feel uncomfortable. When I wanted a new roomie during a week long trip to Aspen, I was just naked...all the time. Coming in from the mountains, I got undressed, and did everything naked-ate, sat, slept, etc. He requested another, and I did the same. BAM!!! Results...



(The kid was a tool, btw. Typical emo/punk kid.)
 
ahh well...this guy's usually in nothing but his underwear unless he's going out or he's just gotten back. But I do like how you handled the situation:)
 
i had a roommate that spontaneously pee'd all over the place when he got drunk, within 2 semesters, he pee'd on a chair with his bag and books on it not to mention carpet under it, my bed (good thing i got out of the way in time), someone's shoe in the hallway, out the hall window, sprinkled a few drops on people's doors one after another, went into someone's room and pissed behind the door

my favorite one is when our neighbor ordered a pizza and invited him in for a slice, he opened the box and pissed on the pizza, the guy came into our room and threw the wet pizza box on his bed and i'm half awake, i say "what's going on?", "your roommate pissed on my pizza!", then he came back and slept on top of the box :screwy:

he never remembers any of it

nice guy though
 
Fry said:
i had a roommate that spontaneously pee'd all over the place when he got drunk, within 2 semesters, he pee'd on a chair with his bag and books on it not to mention carpet under it, my bed (good thing i got out of the way in time), someone's shoe in the hallway, out the hall window, sprinkled a few drops on people's doors one after another, went into someone's room and pissed behind the door

my favorite one is when our neighbor ordered a pizza and invited him in for a slice, he opened the box and pissed on the pizza, the guy came into our room and threw the wet pizza box on his bed and i'm half awake, i say "what's going on?", "your roommate pissed on my pizza!", then he came back and slept on top of the box :screwy:

he never remembers any of it

nice guy though
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Request a new roomie, if asked why say he pees on the floor.
 
fishnutham said:
man you have a cool head i probably would have ***** slapped the jerk ..
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i was so cool about it he thought i was making it up the time he pissed my bed cause i laughed through the whole time i told him what happened, he said i could punch him in the face next time and we switched mattresses

random pissing roommates are bad
 
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