my lousy roommate

[rottbo]

you'll say, "hey you owe me"

" for taking out you' been moainingg all night"

 

[lovespunaround]

I like low-key. I was thinking of having one of my female friends write a message on the dry-erase board on our door saying "Corey I think I'm pregnant."

 

[rottbo]

not good enough has to be dirty nasty rotten

 

[Ash]

LOL.... I was thinking that you thought of the idea on your own.

=( no I stole it from my friend... but still a good idea isnt it?? lol perfect revenge!

 

[Recycling Works]

=( no I stole it from my friend... but still a good idea isnt it?? lol perfect revenge!

Ash we did that one time, works great, did it to two passed out guys, wrapped them around eachother and put a lubed unrolled condom in each ones butt crack, the one guy got up, was in the bathroom for like a half hour, came out white as a sheet, started punching the sleeping guy, had to pull him off, he was this big tough guy, he was crying like a lil school girl, neither of them ever did see how funny that was, but to this day i can be driving down the highway, think of that crap and laugh till i got tears in my eyes. college rules

 

[suckerfish]

remind me to NOT pass out at the next MFK party

 

[Ash]

like I said perfect revenge... so did you eve tell them the truth??